Vegan Cow Sleeping Sickness
bos taurus supping yellow cowslips
rendered hypersomniac steeped due to solar eclipse
rude awakening from swollen teats
 

Terminus Anarchist

arrivistes bourgeois communist manifesto kolkhoz
emancipating labouring masses from life of mindless toil
paysan horse trader motor oil 

Nirvana
scents of a country buffet
hawthorn cow parsley silage to a llama
mana from heaven dalai lama 

Ruminations
ruminants ruminating on their rumens
improving fermentation utilizing legume free fodder albumin
manufacturing rumen bypass feed...amen 

Cow Flop
smells rather tame to me
making it rhyme all of the time
jpeg scratch and sniff potpourri
 

Genetic Pharming
lifetime profit index genetic mating
percentile breeding annotating group looking at confirmation
calculation of profit per lactation

Bovine Tripe
ruminant gently filling her omasum
chowing down tall rough herbs of cynoglossum
milkwagon delivery to the abomasum 

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Swiss Cheese
GRUYERE SUISSE: pas de trous!
C'est troue? c'est pas du Gruyere Suisse!
La Suisse fiere du GRUYERE 

Manure
anaerobic digesters producing methane gas
decomposting cow manure powering tractors from biomass
how many kilometers per cow?
(answer:4km)

Millionaire Sire
taureau of name fame Comestar
well named popular sire seasoned marathoner czar
one million doses au revoir

Bovine Green Space
biologique dairy farm bottom line
agrarian vegetarian veterinarian nonsectarian egalatarian verse line
feasting wild sweet potato vine 

Absinthe Francaise
bovin bearnaise macerating mountain herbs
while hallucinating on star aniseed super preserves
floated to heaven singing proverbs

Tom Jones
a bovine can't stop crooning
the tune green green grass of home
common syndrome...its not unsual 

No Bull
cows outstanding in their field
boasting that they had been artificially inseminated
its true no bull...participated? 

Don't Fence me In
a boar fullblood and purebred
eyeing lovely damsels aching to be bred
bummer wrong side of fence 

Bonne Appetit
sacre bleu blanc belge ingesting
feasting on grains biologique requesting
that testing of abomasum digesting

Deja Moo
a bovine ranting a tale
with no commitment to having a tail
you've herd this bull before...?

Bull-etin
a bull pondering his behind
was enthralled at the vision he defined
devine blind state of mind

Cowboy Poetry
cowboy passed out on whiskey
dreamin cowpokes gathered round his grave...luckily
awoke yippee ti yi yay

Bull's Eye
banderillos decorating a bovine torero
matador prancing flashing blood red muleta window
bull's eye ole final tercio

Gertrude Stein on having a Cow
having a cow is a
cow is a cow is a cow
rose is a rose is...

Taureaux Normand Errant

taureaux non de plume livarot
produit des filles a croquer super beau
belles mamelles au trayons formidable