Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Flying Teats

udders swinging to and fro
walking westward north and south they tango
strip show quid pro quo
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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Lonesome Cattle Call
dude ranch cowboy's travellin shoutin
moovin moovin moovin keep those doggies groovin
old west cattle rusler's thievin
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Le Petomane

(Bos Taurus)
pedigree is black and white
trained in flatulence a sulphur dioxide maestro
presenting vaudevillian moulin rouge fartistry
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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Le Dejeuner sur L'Herbe
Edouard Manet ca peinture representante
d'une vache Normande a trois couleurs transparente
dejeuner sur l'herbe printanniere verdante
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Bullshit
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a bull masticating on Bladderwort
hicupped while grazing on St John's Wort
cried bullshit at his discomfort