Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Manure
anaerobic digesters producing methane gas
decomposting cow manure powering tractors from biomass
how many kilometers per cow?
(answer:4km)

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Millionaire Sire
taureau of name fame Comestar
well named popular sire seasoned marathoner czar
one million doses au revoir Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Bovine Green Space
biologique dairy farm bottom line
agrarian vegetarian veterinarian nonsectarian egalatarian verse line
feasting wild sweet potato vine Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Absinthe Francaise
bovin bearnaise macerating mountain herbs
while hallucinating on star aniseed super preserves
floated to heaven singing proverbs Posted by Picasa

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Tom Jones
a bovine can't stop crooning
the tune green green grass of home
common syndrome...its not unsual Posted by Picasa

Thursday, September 21, 2006

No Bull
cows outstanding in their field
boasting that they had been artificially inseminated
its true no bull...participated? Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Don't Fence me In
a boar fullblood and purebred
eyeing lovely damsels aching to be bred
bummer wrong side of fence Posted by Picasa

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Bonne Appetit
sacre bleu blanc belge ingesting
feasting on grains biologique requesting
that testing of abomasum digesting Posted by Picasa

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Deja Moo
a bovine ranting a tale
with no commitment to having a tail
you've herd this bull before...? Posted by Picasa
Bull-etin
a bull pondering his behind
was enthralled at the vision he defined
devine blind state of mind Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 21, 2006

Cowboy Poetry
cowboy passed out on whiskey
dreamin cowpokes gathered round his grave...luckily
awoke yippee ti yi yay Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 07, 2006

Bull's Eye
banderillos decorating a bovine torero
matador prancing flashing blood red muleta window
bull's eye ole final tercio Posted by Picasa
Gertrude Stein on having a Cow
having a cow is a
cow is a cow is a cow
rose is a rose is... Posted by Picasa

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Taureaux Normand Errant

taureaux non de plume livarot
produit des filles a croquer super beau
belles mamelles au trayons formidable
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Flying Teats

udders swinging to and fro
walking westward north and south they tango
strip show quid pro quo
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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Lonesome Cattle Call
dude ranch cowboy's travellin shoutin
moovin moovin moovin keep those doggies groovin
old west cattle rusler's thievin
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Le Petomane

(Bos Taurus)
pedigree is black and white
trained in flatulence a sulphur dioxide maestro
presenting vaudevillian moulin rouge fartistry
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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Le Dejeuner sur L'Herbe
Edouard Manet ca peinture representante
d'une vache Normande a trois couleurs transparente
dejeuner sur l'herbe printanniere verdante
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Bullshit
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a bull masticating on Bladderwort
hicupped while grazing on St John's Wort
cried bullshit at his discomfort

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cow Crossings
posted sign on country road
stolid yellow bovine creature down the road
cautionary news these signs bode