Flying Teats

udders swinging to and fro
walking westward north and south they tango
strip show quid pro quo

Lonesome Cattle Call
dude ranch cowboy's travellin shoutin
moovin moovin moovin keep those doggies groovin
old west cattle rusler's thievin
rawhide

Le Petomane

(Bos Taurus)
pedigree is black and white
trained in flatulence a sulphur dioxide maestro
presenting vaudevillian moulin rouge fartistry

Le Dejeuner sur L'Herbe
Edouard Manet ca peinture representante
d'une vache Normande a trois couleurs transparente
dejeuner sur l'herbe printanniere verdante

Bullshit

a bull masticating on Bladderwort
hicupped while grazing on St John's Wort
cried bullshit at his discomfort

Cow Crossings
posted sign on country road
stolid yellow bovine creature down the road
cautionary news these signs bode

Bovine Blues
a cow singing the blues
standing before a bonfire throwing nightly hues
deeply mooved by the moos

Flying Cows
high above peaceful cows grazing
honking geese musically release their hauting phrasing
spring has sprung milk flowing

Une Vache Normande
patûrage festin de pommes Normande
echapper dans un verger une vache Normande
petit dejeuner merde et archimerde

Ruminants
the serenity of those ruminants
whose peaceful eyes appear to reflect fumigants
should always rely on moovements

Chewing Cud
a lovely black and white
while grazing on brome grass at night
boasted a mystical starry night

Limerick from Ireland
one thousand shades of green
masticated to a pulpy ceremonial dinner supreme
bovine happiness at the extreme

Cow Paddie Rap
cow paddies bask on pasture
like planets facing the sun in rapture
what beef that’s a wrap

Ode to the Bovine
a bull grazing to eat
reacted wildly to a lady in heat
when crossing an electric fence
shocked him anatomically with needed bovine sense
making a needed hasty retreat

TAUREAU
A Tale of Tail's
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Writer's - philosopher's - astronomer's - mathematician's - proverbs - are woven in and out as the photographs dictate.