Rites of Spring
calves on green grass leaping
yesss...spring has sprung grass is riz
renewing the promise of springtime

Anise De Marseilles
a bos taurus sipping Pernod
reve au grand prix Salon D'Agriculture Paris
beamed from Pastis-scented bonhomie

Opus Pistorum
(Henry Miller)
bovine beauties afoot in Paris
grazing strutting pooping le Jardin Du Luxembourg
emotionally aroused for bullish action

Gauloise Blues
Gauloise smoke shades of blue

incenses the senses deja vue bluesy news

mooo-ing the smoking Cafe blues

Cowsablanca
here's looking at you kid
as time goes by in black & white
we will always have Paris

Sexual Interpretation
fruit and flowers need pollination
butterflies birds and bees a la mode
sexual union conjugation fertilization implode

Ordure
manure happens
merde happens
shit happens
agriculture serves man as man serves agriculture
(in Paris)
merde does not happen:
MERDE IS
(Existentialism)


 

Jiffy Lube a la Parisienne
fast breeding decisions genetic engineering
15 point checkup and change the oil
bulls worldwide ready for breeding

Asterix
Jose Bove champion d'anti globalization
moustache enorme et ancien combatant Confederation Paysanne
Asterix en poursuite des Gauls

Nonsense
follow your nose scents-ibly
eau de cow pie fresh and strong
whiff and smell that dairy-air