Sexual Interpretation
fruit and flowers need pollination
butterflies birds and bees a la mode
sexual union conjugation fertilization implode

Ordure
manure happens
merde happens
shit happens
agriculture serves man as man serves agriculture
(in Paris)
merde does not happen:
MERDE IS
(Existentialism)


 

Jiffy Lube a la Parisienne
fast breeding decisions genetic engineering
15 point checkup and change the oil
bulls worldwide ready for breeding

Asterix
Jose Bove champion d'anti globalization
moustache enorme et ancien combatant Confederation Paysanne
Asterix en poursuite des Gauls

Nonsense
follow your nose scents-ibly
eau de cow pie fresh and strong
whiff and smell that dairy-air

Heading Home
oxen plowing bottomland homeward bound
matched pair lowing toiling their weary way
life knell end of day
 

Play Ball
flailing hooves to the sky
what a hitter that horse shit kicker
double edge sword pop fly



 

Harvesting Green Gold
ten thousand shades of green
haying harvesters crawling about like giant cockroaches
excreting herbaceous perennial flowering protein


 

Wonky Pharming
wonky farming weather shouting warning
floods one year and snow what next?
planting decisions crap shoot mourning

Mr. Chip 1st Prize
nucleotide polymorphism DNA marker
identifying DNA genes breeding domestic roosters worldwide
accelerating super genetic improvement genome-wide

Communism/Fascism 1930's Style

problem feeding the masses revolution
chaos resulting of swords beaten into ploughshares
promising agrarian resolution to starvation

Beef Tallow
a bull buffing his hooves
naught distraught of the thought lineage remooved
even toed ungulate so improved