Jiffy Lube a la Parisienne
fast breeding decisions genetic engineering
15 point checkup and change the oil
bulls worldwide ready for breeding

Asterix
Jose Bove champion d'anti globalization
moustache enorme et ancien combatant Confederation Paysanne
Asterix en poursuite des Gauls

Nonsense
follow your nose scents-ibly
eau de cow pie fresh and strong
whiff and smell that dairy-air

Heading Home
oxen plowing bottomland homeward bound
matched pair lowing toiling their weary way
life knell end of day
 

Play Ball
flailing hooves to the sky
what a hitter that horse shit kicker
double edge sword pop fly



 

Harvesting Green Gold
ten thousand shades of green
haying harvesters crawling about like giant cockroaches
excreting herbaceous perennial flowering protein


 

Wonky Pharming
wonky farming weather shouting warning
floods one year and snow what next?
planting decisions crap shoot mourning

Mr. Chip 1st Prize
nucleotide polymorphism DNA marker
identifying DNA genes breeding domestic roosters worldwide
accelerating super genetic improvement genome-wide

Communism/Fascism 1930's Style

problem feeding the masses revolution
chaos resulting of swords beaten into ploughshares
promising agrarian resolution to starvation

Beef Tallow
a bull buffing his hooves
naught distraught of the thought lineage remooved
even toed ungulate so improved

Vegan Cow Sleeping Sickness
bos taurus supping yellow cowslips
rendered hypersomniac steeped due to solar eclipse
rude awakening from swollen teats
 

Terminus Anarchist

arrivistes bourgeois communist manifesto kolkhoz
emancipating labouring masses from life of mindless toil
paysan horse trader motor oil 

Nirvana
scents of a country buffet
hawthorn cow parsley silage to a llama
mana from heaven dalai lama 

Ruminations
ruminants ruminating on their rumens
improving fermentation utilizing legume free fodder albumin
manufacturing rumen bypass feed...amen