Wonky Pharming
wonky farming weather shouting warning
floods one year and snow what next?
planting decisions crap shoot mourning

Mr. Chip 1st Prize
nucleotide polymorphism DNA marker
identifying DNA genes breeding domestic roosters worldwide
accelerating super genetic improvement genome-wide

Communism/Fascism 1930's Style

problem feeding the masses revolution
chaos resulting of swords beaten into ploughshares
promising agrarian resolution to starvation

Beef Tallow
a bull buffing his hooves
naught distraught of the thought lineage remooved
even toed ungulate so improved

Vegan Cow Sleeping Sickness
bos taurus supping yellow cowslips
rendered hypersomniac steeped due to solar eclipse
rude awakening from swollen teats
 

Terminus Anarchist

arrivistes bourgeois communist manifesto kolkhoz
emancipating labouring masses from life of mindless toil
paysan horse trader motor oil 

Nirvana
scents of a country buffet
hawthorn cow parsley silage to a llama
mana from heaven dalai lama 

Ruminations
ruminants ruminating on their rumens
improving fermentation utilizing legume free fodder albumin
manufacturing rumen bypass feed...amen 

Cow Flop
smells rather tame to me
making it rhyme all of the time
jpeg scratch and sniff potpourri
 

Genetic Pharming
lifetime profit index genetic mating
percentile breeding annotating group looking at confirmation
calculation of profit per lactation

Bovine Tripe
ruminant gently filling her omasum
chowing down tall rough herbs of cynoglossum
milkwagon delivery to the abomasum 

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Swiss Cheese
GRUYERE SUISSE: pas de trous!
C'est troue? c'est pas du Gruyere Suisse!
La Suisse fiere du GRUYERE 

Manure
anaerobic digesters producing methane gas
decomposting cow manure powering tractors from biomass
how many kilometers per cow?
(answer:4km)

Millionaire Sire
taureau of name fame Comestar
well named popular sire seasoned marathoner czar
one million doses au revoir

Bovine Green Space
biologique dairy farm bottom line
agrarian vegetarian veterinarian nonsectarian egalatarian verse line
feasting wild sweet potato vine 

Absinthe Francaise
bovin bearnaise macerating mountain herbs
while hallucinating on star aniseed super preserves
floated to heaven singing proverbs

Tom Jones
a bovine can't stop crooning
the tune green green grass of home
common syndrome...its not unsual 

No Bull
cows outstanding in their field
boasting that they had been artificially inseminated
its true no bull...participated? 

Don't Fence me In
a boar fullblood and purebred
eyeing lovely damsels aching to be bred
bummer wrong side of fence 

Bonne Appetit
sacre bleu blanc belge ingesting
feasting on grains biologique requesting
that testing of abomasum digesting