Cow Flop
smells rather tame to me
making it rhyme all of the time
jpeg scratch and sniff potpourri
 

Genetic Pharming
lifetime profit index genetic mating
percentile breeding annotating group looking at confirmation
calculation of profit per lactation

Bovine Tripe
ruminant gently filling her omasum
chowing down tall rough herbs of cynoglossum
milkwagon delivery to the abomasum 

Web Counter

Swiss Cheese
GRUYERE SUISSE: pas de trous!
C'est troue? c'est pas du Gruyere Suisse!
La Suisse fiere du GRUYERE 

Manure
anaerobic digesters producing methane gas
decomposting cow manure powering tractors from biomass
how many kilometers per cow?
(answer:4km)

Millionaire Sire
taureau of name fame Comestar
well named popular sire seasoned marathoner czar
one million doses au revoir

Bovine Green Space
biologique dairy farm bottom line
agrarian vegetarian veterinarian nonsectarian egalatarian verse line
feasting wild sweet potato vine 

Absinthe Francaise
bovin bearnaise macerating mountain herbs
while hallucinating on star aniseed super preserves
floated to heaven singing proverbs

Tom Jones
a bovine can't stop crooning
the tune green green grass of home
common syndrome...its not unsual 

No Bull
cows outstanding in their field
boasting that they had been artificially inseminated
its true no bull...participated? 

Don't Fence me In
a boar fullblood and purebred
eyeing lovely damsels aching to be bred
bummer wrong side of fence 

Bonne Appetit
sacre bleu blanc belge ingesting
feasting on grains biologique requesting
that testing of abomasum digesting

Deja Moo
a bovine ranting a tale
with no commitment to having a tail
you've herd this bull before...?

Bull-etin
a bull pondering his behind
was enthralled at the vision he defined
devine blind state of mind

Cowboy Poetry
cowboy passed out on whiskey
dreamin cowpokes gathered round his grave...luckily
awoke yippee ti yi yay

Bull's Eye
banderillos decorating a bovine torero
matador prancing flashing blood red muleta window
bull's eye ole final tercio

Gertrude Stein on having a Cow
having a cow is a
cow is a cow is a cow
rose is a rose is...

Taureaux Normand Errant

taureaux non de plume livarot
produit des filles a croquer super beau
belles mamelles au trayons formidable

Flying Teats

udders swinging to and fro
walking westward north and south they tango
strip show quid pro quo

Lonesome Cattle Call
dude ranch cowboy's travellin shoutin
moovin moovin moovin keep those doggies groovin
old west cattle rusler's thievin
rawhide

Le Petomane

(Bos Taurus)
pedigree is black and white
trained in flatulence a sulphur dioxide maestro
presenting vaudevillian moulin rouge fartistry

Le Dejeuner sur L'Herbe
Edouard Manet ca peinture representante
d'une vache Normande a trois couleurs transparente
dejeuner sur l'herbe printanniere verdante

Bullshit

a bull masticating on Bladderwort
hicupped while grazing on St John's Wort
cried bullshit at his discomfort

Cow Crossings
posted sign on country road
stolid yellow bovine creature down the road
cautionary news these signs bode

Bovine Blues
a cow singing the blues
standing before a bonfire throwing nightly hues
deeply mooved by the moos

Flying Cows
high above peaceful cows grazing
honking geese musically release their hauting phrasing
spring has sprung milk flowing

Une Vache Normande
patûrage festin de pommes Normande
echapper dans un verger une vache Normande
petit dejeuner merde et archimerde

Ruminants
the serenity of those ruminants
whose peaceful eyes appear to reflect fumigants
should always rely on moovements

Chewing Cud
a lovely black and white
while grazing on brome grass at night
boasted a mystical starry night

Limerick from Ireland
one thousand shades of green
masticated to a pulpy ceremonial dinner supreme
bovine happiness at the extreme

Cow Paddie Rap
cow paddies bask on pasture
like planets facing the sun in rapture
what beef that’s a wrap

Ode to the Bovine
a bull grazing to eat
reacted wildly to a lady in heat
when crossing an electric fence
shocked him anatomically with needed bovine sense
making a needed hasty retreat