Tom Jones
a bovine can't stop crooning
the tune green green grass of home
common syndrome...its not unsual 

No Bull
cows outstanding in their field
boasting that they had been artificially inseminated
its true no bull...participated? 

Don't Fence me In
a boar fullblood and purebred
eyeing lovely damsels aching to be bred
bummer wrong side of fence 

Bonne Appetit
sacre bleu blanc belge ingesting
feasting on grains biologique requesting
that testing of abomasum digesting